Stephen Colbert’s appearance on the workroom monitor was brown cow stunning. And his tongue pop GAVE ME LIFE!
It began for me last week and grew throughout this episode… I am becoming immune to the whims of Miz Cracker. I don’t think she’s as good as she thinks she is, and the facade is starting to show. Anyone else with me on this?
Can Miss Darcelle (the oldest drag queen in the world) get her own spin-off show please?
Aquaria’s reveal that she’s friends with Amanda Lepore AND THAT LEPORE DOES YOGA DAILY! What the actual fuck? Can you imagine her downward dog on the mat in front of you? Namaste bitches!
I’m sorry but I just don’t buy Aquaria as the ruthless, arrogant bitch they seem to be selling her as. I get she’s abrasive at times, but as far as twinks go she seems to me one of the more committed and genuinely interested. If her biggest fault is telling the others “Yeah I’m gonna win this thing” then I don’t get what their problem is, cos they’ve all said it at one time of another.
Visage needs to calm down on the eyeliner. Is Bianca painting her? She looks like someone gouged her eyeballs out.
Ru to Monet: I know you love that pussycat wig, but bitch you know that you need to wear some big-ass hair cos you got that big fat juicy ass!
Miz Cracker (trying to psych herself up on set): I will sell this house today!
Asia (discussing queens back home): Bitch these motherfuckin’ men in wigs in here really do care about me.
Ru (on Aquaria’s runway): For a 21-year old that IS her idea of what she’s gonna look like in 50 years.
Asia (to Eureka): I’m gonna hug yo neck!
Monet: Gurl, she don’t have no neck.
Sure, the drama’s been dialled down a bit now Vixen’s gone, but wasn’t it nice to watch Untucked and, for just 5 minutes, instead of intense confrontation have someone say “I love and respect you all” the way Eureka did?
I’m so over Ru perpetuating the “Beyonce Myth” that the women around her are inconsequential. Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams are amazing, and should not be referred to as “the other girls from Destiny’s Child”. And again I’d just like to point out that Michelle Williams – the so-called religious freak that now does gospel albums! – is the only DC member to have judged on Drag Race. At the very least she deserves a proper namedrop, RuPaul.
IT AIN’T WHAT YOU WEAR…
Eureka’s apricot shift dress and dolly pink blush in the BreastWorld video was too much for UHD TV to deal with. My flatscreen said “It doesn’t look like anything to me!” and then shut the fuck down.
IT’S HOW YOU WEAR IT
The Mini Challenge matching the Pit Crew by their underwear… I mean, give me strength! That big ole Number 17 Joe Manganiello looky-likey gave this thirsty bitch all the feels. Cleanup in aisle five!
ONE MORE THING
Cracker’s sister looks like Beanie Feldstein.
YOU’RE A WINNER BABY…
Asia got her second win and more power to her. She was fab as the rightwing nut-job character in BreastWorld. I personally don’t think Asia was better than Aquaria, but I also think Michelle Williams is better than Beyonce so what do I know?
Kameron Michaels vs Eureka O’Hara lip syncing to ‘New Attitude’ by Patti LaBelle:
I’d just like to preempt this by saying Patti LaBelle’s New Attitude is a song I have personally been lip syncing since I was 13 years old. In fact, just last week I was giving it a red hot go on the number 6 tram and everyone around me was living. So one of the all time greatest numbers deserves a truly great lip sync. And we got it!
Kameron fought hard to overcome that old lady makeover and come through, twisting and turning and miming up a storm. It was heaven!
But this was Eureka’s gig, lip syncing with a conviction she’s not shown before. She owned every kick, every point and every head-back-arm-extension- mouth open syllable. At one stage she did a death drop, and then did a 360 turn still in the splits, working like a compass in a geometry final. It was sublime!
In the end Ru sent no one home because it truly was a lip sync for your life. Everyone lives!
So, like Kameron and Eureka’s liver spots, all you Sweepsters stay put. For now…
And just for fun, here’s a picture of Meghan Markle gettin’ herses.
Happy Royal Wedding weekend everyone! XX